I make shit. Sometimes it’s funny.Tumblr (3.0; @crump)http://blog.mattcrump.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsx0w5qZAt1qzb49go1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>No, I am the 99%!</p>http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/11323867215http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/11323867215Tue, 11 Oct 2011 15:02:00 -040099 percent<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmhi7us2p51qzb49go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sippin’ (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/6326188293http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/6326188293Wed, 08 Jun 2011 14:33:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llt5qvEwWX1qzb49go1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Keep calm.</p>http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/5866283862http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/5866283862Thu, 26 May 2011 11:01:44 -0400keep calm and carry onmeme<p>1. Embrace the similarities between Judas and Bad Romance.</p> <p>2. Ignore the lazy construction of the verses and bridge.</p> <p>3. Learn the chorus. It&#8217;s only 15 words.</p> <p>4. NOW SING IT!</p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.internetdj.com/article/lady-gaga-s-judas-arrives-early-1329">LISTEN HERE.</a></p>http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/4708504370http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/4708504370Sun, 17 Apr 2011 22:51:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_libwl5djSM1qzb49go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Palm tree, booze and Coca-Cola (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a> at Shangri-La)</p>http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/3969951483http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/3969951483Sat, 19 Mar 2011 23:43:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li4ec6SLyL1qzb49go1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a target="_blank" href="http://bit.ly/g4UcAV">Rebecca Black</a>’s Guide to the Days of the Week.</p>http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/3885049092http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/3885049092Tue, 15 Mar 2011 18:26:00 -0400rebecca blackfridaydays of the week<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhz2zcfWeK1qzb49go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tuba Crosswalk (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/3819750483http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/3819750483Sun, 13 Mar 2011 00:33:14 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhvai3xyOl1qzb49go1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Time spent at SXSW.</p>http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/3773403041http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/3773403041Thu, 10 Mar 2011 19:25:00 -0500chartfungraphsxswtimeaustin<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhr4w1Xdvy1qzb49go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hoarder in the parking lot. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a> at Central Market)</p>http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/3725568621http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/3725568621Tue, 08 Mar 2011 17:33:42 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg0tfglqpm1qzb49go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tonight’s view of USA from space.</p>http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/3079812953http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/3079812953Wed, 02 Feb 2011 21:54:00 -0500texas<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfafisD4tk1qzb49go1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>We’re dancin’ like we’re nun-nun-nun-nuh-nuh-nuns.</p>http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/2830562049http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/2830562049Wed, 19 Jan 2011 15:56:52 -0500keshake$hawe r who we rcannibalnuns<p>*PROMOTES BLOG VIA MAGIC*</p>http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/2763919205http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/2763919205Sat, 15 Jan 2011 14:31:59 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leh97kTnTc1qzb49go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Teenage Dream.</p>http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/2589816699http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/2589816699Mon, 03 Jan 2011 21:50:08 -0500katy perryteenage dreamcarriedance until we dieblood<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/i4lYpaTOVdg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Tatum Tuberose presents his very first episode of <em>My Beauty Tips</em>.</p>http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/2521499187http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/2521499187Wed, 29 Dec 2010 22:31:44 -0500petroleum jellyvaselineparodymy beauty tipstatum tuberose<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/17265928" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>A different take on Ke$ha’s <em>Crazy Beautiful Life</em> from <em>Cannibal</em>.</p>http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/1723961072http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/1723961072Mon, 29 Nov 2010 00:27:36 -0500keshake$hacrazy beautiful lifecannibalmusic video<p>Overheard hickversation at Central Market: &#8220;HEY NICK!!!1!&#8221; &#8220;WHUT.&#8221; &#8220;U THINK THAT TELLER WUZ ON MARIJUANA?!?&#8221; &#8220;YUP.&#8221; Who even says &#8220;teller&#8221;?</p>http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/1555942625http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/1555942625Fri, 12 Nov 2010 18:20:33 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8cjkmphNB1qzb49go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dear closet: get ready.</p>http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/1077696342http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/1077696342Mon, 06 Sep 2010 18:24:00 -0400topo chicofashionwtf<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8cf1jzZGT1qzb49go1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I like using math to break down my feelings.</p>http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/1077256029http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/1077256029Mon, 06 Sep 2010 16:46:31 -0400<p>It’s my face, darling.</p>http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/1068079364http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/1068079364Sun, 05 Sep 2010 01:51:12 -0400<p>Hear it all the time.</p>http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/1068076801http://blog.mattcrump.com/post/1068076801Sun, 05 Sep 2010 01:50:39 -0400