1. What the hell is going on here? If you have this product around your house, and you didn’t buy it as a joke, I don’t want to know you. I’m trying to imagine the thinking that went into the development of this product, and I can’t really fathom a scenario that doesn’t include this phrase: “Our research shows that people don’t like to open two different jars when making PB&J sandwiches.” Personally speaking, I like to control the amount of peanut butter and the amount of jelly I put on my sandwiches, but I guess, to some people, being a lazy piece of shit is more important than getting a good sandwich.

    What the hell is going on here? If you have this product around your house, and you didn’t buy it as a joke, I don’t want to know you. I’m trying to imagine the thinking that went into the development of this product, and I can’t really fathom a scenario that doesn’t include this phrase: “Our research shows that people don’t like to open two different jars when making PB&J sandwiches.” Personally speaking, I like to control the amount of peanut butter and the amount of jelly I put on my sandwiches, but I guess, to some people, being a lazy piece of shit is more important than getting a good sandwich.

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