1. Who hasn’t woken up in the morning and thought to themselves, “God, I wish there were a way I could get my vitamins without opening a child-proof bottle, putting a pill in my mouth, drinking water and swallowing the pill and water together”? I’ll tell you who. Every single human who ever lived except for the asshole that invented Vitamin Water. If we were going to subtract something from the equation of taking vitamins, maybe it should have been the water portion. I would like a vitamin I could take without having to have a goddam glass of water. There isn’t always water around, ya know?

    Who hasn’t woken up in the morning and thought to themselves, “God, I wish there were a way I could get my vitamins without opening a child-proof bottle, putting a pill in my mouth, drinking water and swallowing the pill and water together”? I’ll tell you who. Every single human who ever lived except for the asshole that invented Vitamin Water. If we were going to subtract something from the equation of taking vitamins, maybe it should have been the water portion. I would like a vitamin I could take without having to have a goddam glass of water. There isn’t always water around, ya know?

    3 years ago  /  1 note

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