1. Pancake batter is almost as easy to make as cereal. You just mix shit together. And if you don’t want to make it from scratch, we already have pancake mixes, which require even less work. But I guess that was too difficult. We needed pancake batter in a fucking can. Why don’t they just sell a product that makes me feel like I cooked and ate a pancake because, frankly, squirting batter into a pan is a little too much work. Oh, and did I mention that this batter in a can is organic? That means it’s healthy, right? Yeah, they grow those cans organically on the farm right next to the the organic fruits and vegetables you buy. Hey, why can’t we get bananas in a can? I’m so fucking tired of taking the time to peel my bananas

    Pancake batter is almost as easy to make as cereal. You just mix shit together. And if you don’t want to make it from scratch, we already have pancake mixes, which require even less work. But I guess that was too difficult. We needed pancake batter in a fucking can. Why don’t they just sell a product that makes me feel like I cooked and ate a pancake because, frankly, squirting batter into a pan is a little too much work. Oh, and did I mention that this batter in a can is organic? That means it’s healthy, right? Yeah, they grow those cans organically on the farm right next to the the organic fruits and vegetables you buy. Hey, why can’t we get bananas in a can? I’m so fucking tired of taking the time to peel my bananas

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