1. I have a problem. I keep forgetting to close the goddamn shower curtain. There are so many other more important steps involved in showering than remembering something as minimal as pulling the curtain shut, like turning on the water, carefully stepping into the tub, focusing on not drowning, soaping up the naughty bits, singing the chorus of Bad Romance, trying to answer my phone without getting it wet … Seriously, the list goes on and on! Thank God for the Tidee Tub. So what if it looks like a device for the disabled? I’ll never have to worry about stupid-ass shower curtains ever again. Joke’s on you.

    I have a problem. I keep forgetting to close the goddamn shower curtain. There are so many other more important steps involved in showering than remembering something as minimal as pulling the curtain shut, like turning on the water, carefully stepping into the tub, focusing on not drowning, soaping up the naughty bits, singing the chorus of Bad Romance, trying to answer my phone without getting it wet … Seriously, the list goes on and on! Thank God for the Tidee Tub. So what if it looks like a device for the disabled? I’ll never have to worry about stupid-ass shower curtains ever again. Joke’s on you.

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