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Awk convo at gym with 2 girls
Me: Are y'all sisters?
Sister: Yep. Who do you think's older?
Me: [REALIZING IT'S A TRAP] You're taller. So, you.
Sister: True. I'm 5 years older.
Me: But y'all look the same age!
Me: [REALIZING I OFFENDED THE YOUNGER SISTER] I mean ... you age well!
Me: [REALIZING I OFFENDED THE OLDER SISTER] Y'all both look GREAT.
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