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Anonymous asked: Biggest regret
Happiest momentBiggest regret: Allowing the Blair Bitch Project, a parody film by me and my high-school best friends, to be taped over by my brother.
Happiest moment: Taylor and I filmed an interview with each other in my grandma’s room. Upside down.
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Facebook, you can’t count the likes from the parallel universes, too! Or, maybe Facebook is trying to send a message …
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Upon closer inspection of a grocery bag from Central Market, I uncovered a secret message hidden inside its copywriting. Why do bros hate Central Market so much?
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In honor of the best song in the universe, Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.) by Katy Perry, I created this commemorative tote for no reason. Hope you like it.
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Awk convo at gym with 2 girls
Me: Are y'all sisters?
Sister: Yep. Who do you think's older?
Me: [REALIZING IT'S A TRAP] You're taller. So, you.
Sister: True. I'm 5 years older.
Me: But y'all look the same age!
Me: [REALIZING I OFFENDED THE YOUNGER SISTER] I mean ... you age well!
Me: [REALIZING I OFFENDED THE OLDER SISTER] Y'all both look GREAT.
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Excellent recovery from giving someone the finger on live TV.
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My name is Marcel and I’m partially a shell, as you can see on my body, but I also have shoes and, um, a face. So, I like that about myself. I have a lot of other great qualities, as well.
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ACCESS DENIED.
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MONDAYS.
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Pimples.
