August 2010
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Awk convo at gym with 2 girls
Me: Are y'all sisters?
Sister: Yep. Who do you think's older?
Me: [REALIZING IT'S A TRAP] You're taller. So, you.
Sister: True. I'm 5 years older.
Me: But y'all look the same age!
Me: [REALIZING I OFFENDED THE YOUNGER SISTER] I mean ... you age well!
Me: [REALIZING I OFFENDED THE OLDER SISTER] Y'all both look GREAT.
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Getting inspired at the office
As someone who’s forced to be creative on a daily basis, I’ve discovered some “tips and tricks” to help get me inspired when my brain would rather be watching television. Or sleeping. Or thinking about anything other than an assignment.
1. Go to the bathroom even if you don’t really have to.
Leave your cubicle and go sit on a toilet for a little while. Let the...
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Fee-asco
Today, my mom sent me the following frantic text message.
OMG WE DIDN’T PAY YOUR RENT
Turns out auto bill pay isn’t exactly 100% reliable. Awkward! So, I call the apartment manager and explain.
Me: … so I was wondering if there was any way you could waive the—
Manager: Absolutely not.
Me: But this is the first time I’ve ever—
Manager: You owe $120 in late fees plus...
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WatchThe film version of this. Thanks T4TAvery!
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My Life Would Suck Without You In My Place by DJ...
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The Art Direction & Copywriting Blog →
Stumbled across my blog from ‘07. I was cute, wasn’t I? Whenever I go back and read “older” writings, I always think it sounds better than what I write now. Seriously, how charming is this blog? The answer is, “So fucking charming Matt. You were a genius.”
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Ashlee GaGa?!?
Pretty sure Ashlee Simpson inspired Lady GaGa’s first music video. Reminder, this is GaGa’s Just Dance, and this is Simpson’s L.O.V.E. (Trust me, it’s worth another watch after all these years…)
So what if the weird-ass-hipster-house-party idea isn’t hers? G does it way better. Ashlee is awkward (gotta love those faces), her dancing is terrible (she actually...