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October 2011

1 post

June 2011

1 post

May 2011

1 post

April 2011

1 post

How to like "JUDAS" by Lady GaGa

1. Embrace the similarities between Judas and Bad Romance. 2. Ignore the lazy construction of the verses and bridge. 3. Learn the chorus. It’s only 15 words. 4. NOW SING IT! LISTEN HERE.

March 2011

5 posts

February 2011

1 post

January 2011

3 posts

Anonymous asked: I was just wondering if you could promote my blog. I’m new here in tumblr and I would very much appreciate it. It’s fine if you refuse to do it but thanks anyway :)

December 2010

1 post

November 2010

2 posts

A different take on Ke$ha’s Crazy Beautiful Life from Cannibal.

Overheard hickversation at Central Market: “HEY NICK!!!1!” “WHUT.” “U THINK THAT TELLER WUZ ON MARIJUANA?!?” “YUP.” Who even says “teller”?

September 2010

7 posts

magicchill asked: WHY YOU SO FIIIIIIIINE?!?

Anonymous asked: Why have I not been looking at this for months???

Anonymous asked: Biggest regret
Happiest moment

August 2010

19 posts

Awk convo at gym with 2 girls

Me: Are y'all sisters?
Sister: Yep. Who do you think's older?
Me: [REALIZING IT'S A TRAP] You're taller. So, you.
Sister: True. I'm 5 years older.
Me: But y'all look the same age!
Me: [REALIZING I OFFENDED THE YOUNGER SISTER] I mean ... you age well!
Me: [REALIZING I OFFENDED THE OLDER SISTER] Y'all both look GREAT.

Getting inspired at the office

As someone who’s forced to be creative on a daily basis, I’ve discovered some “tips and tricks” to help get me inspired when my brain would rather be watching television. Or sleeping. Or thinking about anything other than an assignment. 1. Go to the bathroom even if you don’t really have to. Leave your cubicle and go sit on a toilet for a little while. Let the...

Today, my mom sent me the following frantic text message. OMG WE DIDN’T PAY YOUR RENT Turns out auto bill pay isn’t exactly 100% reliable. Awkward! So, I call the apartment manager and explain. Me: … so I was wondering if there was any way you could waive the— Manager: Absolutely not. Me: But this is the first time I’ve ever— Manager: You owe $120 in late fees plus...

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The film version of this. Thanks T4TAvery!

My Life Would Suck Without You In My Place by DJ...

The Art Direction & Copywriting Blog →

Stumbled across my blog from ‘07. I was cute, wasn’t I? Whenever I go back and read “older” writings, I always think it sounds better than what I write now. Seriously, how charming is this blog? The answer is, “So fucking charming Matt. You were a genius.”

Pretty sure Ashlee Simpson inspired Lady GaGa’s first music video. Reminder, this is GaGa’s Just Dance, and this is Simpson’s L.O.V.E. (Trust me, it’s worth another watch after all these years…) So what if the weird-ass-hipster-house-party idea isn’t hers? G does it way better. Ashlee is awkward (gotta love those faces), her dancing is terrible (she actually...

July 2010

5 posts

Kyan is a Silly Billy

My favorite guy on Queer Eye—the grooming guy. He always acts shocked when these men don’t use the right products: ‘Oh my God, I can’t believe it… You’re a 50-year-old taxi dispatcher. From the Bronx…And you don’t use chamomile antioxidant under-eye wrinkle reduction mist? (via trevorsoelectric)

Loners live less

Yo, introverts. You’re gonna die. At least, according to CNN. They report that loners are 50% more likely to die before their extroverted counterparts. Unfortunately, CNN offers no tips on how to fix your broken relationships. Just another thing for you to mope alone in your room about, I guess? http://mattcru.mp/bSTFkv

The Tragic and True Story of Liz Phair →

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June 2010

1 post

trevorsoelectric asked: Do you love me?

March 2010

2 posts