I was just wondering if you could promote my blog. I’m new here in tumblr and I would very much appreciate it. It’s fine if you refuse to do it but thanks anyway :)
*PROMOTES BLOG VIA MAGIC*
Overheard hickversation at Central Market: “HEY NICK!!!1!” “WHUT.” “U THINK THAT TELLER WUZ ON MARIJUANA?!?” “YUP.” Who even says “teller”?
WHY YOU SO FIIIIIIIINE?!?
It’s my face, darling.
Why have I not been looking at this for months???
Hear it all the time.